Author: Kuba Pudding Jr.
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Kuba’s guide to why you should move to Denmark
Hej there, my curious humans! It’s Kuba Pudding Jr., your favorite gorilla guru with advice as sweet as banana pudding. Today, I’m here to talk about a place that’s so dreamy, it could make even the grumpiest gorilla chest-thump with joy. That’s right—I’m talking about Denmark! If you’ve ever wondered why you should pack up…
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How to LARP Like a Pro: Kuba Pudding Jr.’s Guide to Adventure
Hello, my imaginative humans! It’s Kuba Pudding Jr., your silverback gorilla with a passion for all things epic and adventurous. Today, we’re diving into the world of Live Action Role-Playing (or LARPing, as the cool kids say). Whether you’re a seasoned knight or a curious newbie, I’ve got tips to help you swing into your…
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Don’t Be Afraid to Follow Your Dreams: Kuba’s Guide to Going Big
Dream Big, Like a Silverback First, let’s get one thing straight: no dream is too big. When I was just a young gorilla, I had a wild idea to start a boy band—a gorilla boy band. People laughed (mostly hyenas, but still). They said, “Kuba, gorillas don’t sing!” Well, let me introduce you to the…
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The Gorilla’s Guide to Healthy Eating: Powered by Bananas
Hello, my hungry humans! It’s Kuba Pudding Jr., your health-conscious silverback gorilla with a passion for all things delicious (and mostly banana-flavored). Today, we’re diving into the art of healthy eating—gorilla style. If you’ve ever wondered how to fuel your body like a jungle champ, you’ve come to the right place. Spoiler: bananas are involved.…
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How a king taught me to talk about feelings
Hello, my emotionally curious humans! It’s Kuba Pudding Jr. here, your banana-loving gorilla confidant. Today, we’re tackling something as tough as peeling a stubborn plantain: talking about your feelings. Yes, even gorillas like me have feelings (mostly about bananas, but still). Let’s dive into how you can express your emotions like a jungle champ. 1.…
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How to Form a Gym Bro Friendship: Kuba’s Guide to Spotting Gains and Buddies
Hello, my fitness-loving humans! It’s Kuba Pudding Jr. here, your banana-powered guru of life and wisdom. Today, we’re talking about a vital aspect of gym life: finding and keeping a solid gym bro. Trust me, even a silverback like me needs a lifting buddy to hit those PRs. My main gym bro? None other than…
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Kuba’s guide to winning at chess
Hello, humans! It’s your favorite gorilla philosopher and strategic genius, Kuba Pudding Jr., here to talk about the noble game of chess. Chess is like life: full of strategy, surprises, and the occasional need for a banana break. Whether you’re just learning to move the pawns or you’re a seasoned player aiming for checkmate, I’ve…
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A Gorilla’s guide to knowing when you’re in love.
Hello, my human friends! It’s Kuba Pudding Jr. here, your favorite gorilla philosopher and accidental matchmaker. Today, we’re talking about a topic that’s even more mysterious than why humans wear ties: love. How do you know you’re in love? Let’s just say if you’re choosing someone over a banana, you might be smitten. Love can…
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If You Can Start a Conga Line, You Can Start a Business
Hello, entrepreneurial humans! Kuba Pudding Jr. here, your favorite silverback entrepreneur, advice guru, and occasional pudding enthusiast. Starting a business might seem as intimidating as wrestling a crocodile (something I’ve thankfully only done once), but with the right mindset and a solid plan, even you furless primates can thrive in the jungle of commerce. Starting…
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Build Chest Muscles Like a Gorilla: Kuba Pudding Jr.’s Ultimate Guide
Hello, humans! Kuba Pudding Jr. here, your favorite silverback with a penchant for banana pudding and a flair for fitness. Today, we’re diving chest-first into a topic close to my massive, barrel-like heart: how to build chest muscles like a gorilla. Whether you want to thump your chest with pride or simply fill out that…